MOB JAZZ PODCAST
MOB JAZZ PODCAST features intelligent conversations with ignorant reactions, blending humor and insight. Hosted by Ahumuza Melvin and Jesse Musisi, the show explores various topics with a unique perspective.
Episodes
“Thrive or Survive” MJP Ep.198
“Solar Gaping” MJP Ep.197
“Negging” MJP Ep.196
“Bulge” MJP Ep.195
“Code Switching” MJP Ep.194
Raw Mangoes MJP Ep.193
“Birthday Presents” MJP Ep.192
“Pinterested” MJP Ep.191
“Skywalkers” MJP Ep.190
“The Polygamist” MJP Ep.189
“World Cup Week” MJP Ep.188
“Phone Twins” MJP Ep187
“Method Mark” MJP Ep.186
“Aldo Pod” MJP Ep.185
“King Keith” MJP Ep.184
“Okello Sentence” MJP Ep.183
“Foreign Agent” MJP Ep. 182
“Bad Beyond Reason” MJP Ep. 181
“Lumonde” MJP Ep.180
“In The Bag” MJP Ep.179
“Life of the Party” Ft Etania MJP Ep.178
“He Who Leads” MJP Ep.177
“Harder Than Mine” MJP Ep.176
“Nabikoowa Nange” MJP Ep.175
“Mob-BUBU” MJP Ep.174
“Dancehall Policy” MJP Ep.173
“Resplendent” MJP Ep.172
“WiFi Life Support” MJP Ep.171
MJP X Bandali Manor MJP Ep.170
“Strictly Nyigos” Ft. Kirikou MJP Ep.169
“Rituals” Ft. Mr. TwineJesus MJP Ep.168
“Almost Thirty” MJP Ep.167
“Purple Heart Pod” MJP Ep.166
“Pre-Nyege Pod” Ft. Tina Musinare MJP Ep.165
Due to a technical issue, the audio for this episode was lost, and we had to rely on our backup phone and camera recordings. We sincerely apologize for the drop in quality — but this was one of our favourite and most informative episodes, so we had to share it with you anyway. Thanks for understanding, and enjoy the conversation!
“Beyond Rwenzori” Ft. Abayo Albert MJP Ep.164
“Shourtie Official” MJP Ep.163
“100% Here” MJP Ep.162
“No Salt in Me” MJP Ep. 161
“Siddo’s Birthday” MJP Ep.160
“Chained to the Rhythm” MJP Ep.159
“Tai Chi” MJP Ep.158
“Unc Debut” MJP Ep.157
“Bicep Necklace” MJP Ep.156
“Metamorphose” MJP Ep.155
00:00 Start
00:30 Ice Breaker (Exercise Journey, Fountain Pens)
07:35 Intro (No Bensoul lol, Uni Chicks, Colds)
15:45 Cold Play Cheating Scandal (Sidepiece Etiquette and Work Place Romance)
46:45 MJP Spelling Bee
1:28:10 Mobsters Subs
“Q2 Review” MJP Ep.154
“Sue Sue” MJP Ep.153
IN THIS EPISODE:
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00:00 Start
00:30 Ice Breaker (Whiskey Sour fight)
8:19 Intro (How were our Weeks?)
32:11 MJP Comment section Last week
45:20 RIP Diogo Jota
48:34 Diddy Verdict
1:26:30 Mobsters Subs
“Earthy Pod” MJP Ep.152
“The Melvin Show” MJP Ep.151
“Proteinous” MJP Ep.150
IN THIS EPISODE:
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00:00 Start
00:30 Icebreaker (6 Rassclat Eggs)
12:36 Intro
18:22 Follow Melvin on Ig
21:57 National Budget 2025/2026
51:37 Air India Flight 171
1:06:28 MJPS
1:20:22 Mobsters Subs
“Aurellia” MJP Ep.149
00:00 Start
00:30 Ice Breaker (Rwenzori, Scammers & DVF)
14:47 Intro
18:40 Strictly Soul Recap
30:50 Champs League Final & Unity Cup Final
36:27 Mob Jazz Spelling Bee
1:01:20 Mobsters Subs (Feminism, Going No Contact)
“Mob Jazz Primary School” MJP Ep. 148
IN THIS EPISODE:
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00:00 Start
00:00 Icebreaker (Making Porridge, Best Sanitary Pads)
19:09 Intro (Transaction fees, Delivery fees, Patreon Only content, Apple Fees
39:27 Mob Jazz PLE (Science & SST)
1:10:43 Best Season of Love, Death and Robots
1:18:06 Uganda's National debt
1:41:17 Rude Customer Care
1:52:51 Slow Upload Speeds on all ISP's
1:57:17 Mobster's Subs
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“Fighting Temptations” MJP Ep.146
“Video Vixens” MJP Ep. 147”
00:00 Start
00:30 Ice Breaker
11:10 Intro
27:14 UPDF Bill
44:17 New Orleans Prison Break & Lost footage
50:15 Mobsters Subs
“Deriod” MJP Ep.145
00:00 Start
00:10 Ice Breaker (Deriod)
05:00 Intro (100 PAID PATRONS!!)
13:33 Pope Leo XVI
17:21 Football Jazz (Barcelona, Inter Milan, Man United, Chelsea, Arsenal, PSG)
39:55 Met Gala
43:58 Slate Truck & Black Berry Series
58:48 New GTA 6 Trailer
1:01:13 Mobsters Subs
“Sinners” MJP Ep.144
00:00 Start
1:19 Ice Breaker (Personality Types)
9:39 Intro (Labour Day, Posting Schedule)
22:40 Sinners Review
59:53 R.I.P Rajiv
1:01:10 100 men vs. 1 Gorilla
1:10:55 Justice Mugambe Sentencing
1:14:12 Sperm Race & the Adam Male Contraceptive procedure
1:30:38 Chris Eubank Jr. v Connor Ben
1:35:02 Mobsters Subs
“Chastity” MJP Ep.143
00:00 Start
00:10 Icebreaker (Hugging Strangers)
10:00 Intro
22:47 R.I.P Pope Francis
36:47 Chastity & Long Life
47:12 Shanon Sharp & Racialized Intimacy
1:17:35 Mobsters Subs
“Maintenence Week” MJP Ep.142
00:00 Start
1:19 Ice Breaker (How to Squat, Flexibility)
9:35 Maintenence Week (Waxing, Haircuts, Razor Bumps, Sunscreen)
20:51 Intro
24:09 Siddo’s Phone Story
39:15 Casper’s tooth Extraction explained
48:30 Donald 25
1:24:00 Uganda’s Electricity Crisis (UEDCL)
“Bunyonyi Sunset” MJP Ep.141
00:00 Start
03:00 Ice Breaker
7:45 How was your weekend
28:33 Is Kenya/Nairobi the leader of the Arts/ culture in East Africa?
38:51 How much time should you spend in bed/ in the house while on vacation?
43:52 Sidney’s load shedding woes
49:57 BBL’s and Betting earnings
55:50 Mobster Subs
“Q1 Review” MJP Ep.140
Start: 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 5:11
Catch up: 11:25
New Years Resolution review: 30:48
Stop doing: 32:00
Start doing: 58:07
Continue doing: 1:28:47
Mobster Subs: 1:37:00
“Early Worm” Ft. Dr. Amanda MJP Ep.139
Start: 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 12:36
Revive Wellness Clinic: 14:20
Heart Disease: 29:35
Smoking v Alcohol: 47:18
7-9 hrs: 49:00
Low blood pressure: 57:09
Ugandan system: 1:06:20
Therapy V Gym: 1:07:30
Becoming a Cardiologist: 1:10:30
Desk job routine: 1:22:35
Ulcers: 1:40:00
Intermittent Fasting: 1:50:00
Visit Revive Wellness Clinic: 2:11:47
“Mob Vibes Podcast” ft. Sabrina Agasha MJP Ep.138
“Anniversary Pod” MJP Ep.137
“Worst For Last” MJP Ep.136
00:00 Start
00:30 Ice Breaker: Rolling Our Eyes
05:39 Being Competitive/Comparative about the pod
18:32 Intro
20:00 Mobster Q&A -Dressing for the Weather Question
23:06 Pet Question
32:10 Saying I love you Question
37:30 Marriage Question
39:21 Alternative Career Questions
“Oral Fixation” MJP Ep.135
00:00 Start
00:30 Ice Breaker: Weirdest thing you’ve ever swallowed
14:38 Intro
21:36 The Heat in Kampala and Evolution
31:39 How was your weekend?
41:05 Misty Brunch Conversation
52:55 Mobster Q&A
56:00 Is it dog behaviour to hold back in texts but apply pressure in real life?
1:04:05 What do we think about Circumcision?
1:22:26 Would we date people 5-10 years younger?
1:29:00 Mobsters shoot
“Vibrations” MJP Ep.134
Start: 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 30:53
Weekend catchup: 31:51
Kizza B: 1:01:38
Isaac Ssemakadde: 1:03:18
Plugging out: 1:12:20
Drake’s Album: 1:27:16
Mobsters Subs: 1:34:25
Subscribe to MJP Duh: 2:10:25
“Silo Yavawa” ft. Ryan AK
Start: 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 15:00
Who is Ryan AK?: 22:50
Life cycle of Kla booze: 32:35
Mobster’s Q&A: 49:22
Why do clubs close after 2 yrs?: 50:18
Best/worst part of owning a business: 55:30
Does your social battery run out?: 58:25
Dresscodes?: 1:02:55
What did SMACK teach you?: 1:06:55
Adding people you meet at the club: 1:08:54
Most hard to believe thing you’ve seen at Silo: 1:23:
“Be Arawi” MJP Ep.132
Start: 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 16:00
Catchup: 21:20
Supreme Court Ruling: 31:55
The art of being arawi: 44:00
The Grammy’s: 54:27
Trump’s reforms: 1:24:45
Hiro Dresscode: 1:36:48
Mobster’s Q&A: 1:43:16
“A drink Called Magnum” Ft. Milinde IV & Apollo MJP Ep.131
Start: 00:00
Icebreaker: Toilet etiquette, Necrophilia, Man V bear : 00:30
Intro: 9:20
Kla v London: 12:55
Apollo & Mulinde Q&A: 18:02
Does Mulinde have Veneers: 20:11
Kla’s Fake Alcohol: 21:00
Impressions of Kla, then & now?: 27:31
Paradise in Kla: 37:50
Long Distance R/ships: 42:02
Crushing on Apollo: 45:00
How’s Ug treating y’all: 45:50
Apollo’s Brand & lovelife: 46:03
Uk or Ug
Ft. Chaxy MJP Ep. 130
Time stamps
Start :00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Chaxy Takes Kla : 16:05
Who is Chaxy : 37:00
Mobster Q&A : 39:24
Language barrier: 39:55
Does KE have fake booze : 53:01
Do guys judge the hair: 58:34
Advertising in KE : 1:02:48
Rolex v Smochas : 1:06:35
Cookie chockhold : 1:11:40
STD testing : 1:14:43
Mwass or Mariah ? :1:20:18
Shot shooting : 1:21:10
Would Chaxy move to UG : 1:27:13
MicCheque Hang
“New Years Review Episode” MJP Ep. 129
Start :00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro : 11:52
Highlights of 2024: 17:45
Hardest parts of 2024: 29:58
What did you learn about yourself? : 45:20
What are you going to stop doing? : 55:44
What are you going to start doing ? : 1:11:22
What are you going to continue doing? : 1:39:12
Week’s plans : 1:43:45
“Religious Jokes” MJP Ep.128
IN THIS EPISODE:
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Start : 00:00
Festive Season: 00:20
Religious Jokes: 9:00
Abba Marcus Mayanja: 38:25
What we’re watching: 45:00
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“Burna-shian” MJP Ep.127
IN THIS EPISODE:
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Start : 00:00
Festive Season: 00:20
Religious Jokes: 9:00
Abba Marcus Mayanja: 38:25
What we’re watching: 45:00
“Luigi” MJP Ep.126
Time stamps
Start : 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 1:20
The Pod Space : 1:50
Muscle mass : 9:04
Banking in Ug : 26:30
Jay Z Case : 31:30
Luigi Mangione : 43:20
Syria : 50:57
Death of the “Star” : 1:00:10
What we’re watching : 1:07:25 Castlevania, Love Never lies, Dawn of the Gods
Week’s Plans : 1:22:20
Uncontacted Tribes MJP Ep.125
IN THIS EPISODE:
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Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 5:28
World AIDS Month: 10:50
Weekend CatchUp:21:43
Arcane & Anime jazz: 34:27
Belgian SW Act: 43:55
You Are What You Eat: 1:25:25
Ti-shoo MJP Ep. 124
IN THIS EPISODE:
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Start : 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 10:10
Linguistics 101: 11:55
Drake V UMG & Spotify: 23:35
GNX :51:35
CMA's: 1:13:48
Ozempic skinny:1:36:40
Alien Skin: 1:52:20
Ug school culture:1:57:10
Week's plan: 2:08:25
“Belief is Fire” MJP Ep. 123
IN THIS EPISODE:
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Start: 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 10:55
Melvin's Trip:13:50
Tyson V Paul: 1:03:30
Weekend Sports: Rugby, Afcon 1:21:00
Tech jazz: Cars, phones, laptops:1:24:14
Sheebah's BD Drama: 1:30:00
Nege nyege: 1:44:30
Pr Bugingo's Soda: 1:56:45
Week's plans: 2:09:59
Ft. Shawn Maine MJP Ep.122
IN THIS EPISODE:
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Start: 00:00
Icebreaker: 00:30
Intro: 19:15
Shawn Maine: 22:35
Beyoncé: 54:00
Coffee Amendment Bill: 1:13:00
US Election: 1:23:10
“The Spirit” MJP Ep.121
IN THIS EPISODE:
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00:00 Start
00:30 Casper’s Back
04:41 Intro
07:09 Daylight Savings
15:30 UTI Jazz
30:30 Weekend Catchup
37:42 What we’re watching (We said we’re watching : Abbott Elementary, you : Lincoln lawyer, The Good place, the penguin, Ghost busters; House of Usher; Venom; CSI)
1:08:20 Baltasar Ebang scandal
1:16:40 Deeper Connection
“With the G’s” Ft. Tungi MJP Ep.120
IN THIS EPISODE:
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Title: “With the G’s”
0:00:00 - Start
0:04:50 - How the Weekend was
0:16:20 - Introducing the Guest
0:23:30 - Why Tungi has only put out EP’s so far
0:28:49 - MJPL (El Classico, Ballon D’or, Ten Hag Sacked, Palmer v KDB v Palmer)
1:23:12 - Mobster Q&A
1:43:25 - Tungi’s Socials
“Nicole Pretty” MJP Ep. 119
Title: NICOLE PRETTY
0:00:30 - BBL Book
0:05:42 - Kenyan Tings are peng
0:09:24 - Getting thick kids
0:21:28 - OBA Fest
0:27:02 - BigTril (Guys farting in the club)
0:32:37 - Sheila's new car
0:50:00 - Pretty Nicole in the video
0:56:00 - CAA New tariffs
1:03:11 - Sheebah Pregnant
1:13:39 - Yung Philie
1:16:45 - Jail time is not fair
